Dear users of public restrooms who hover and/or squat above the toilet seat to do their business: YOU ARE THE REASON THERE IS ALWAYS URINE ON THE TOILET SEAT. Imagine that you are, as Nelly Furtado would say, like a bird. Make a nest, sit upon it carefully, and then deposit your magical eggs without [...]
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