The joys of new identity
What’s sad about the photo below is that it is a VAST improvement on my previous driver’s license (and I mean, REALLY vast), despite the fact that I look someone who is about to (or already did) murder someone.
I swear that those little cameras take and distort my face into some miserable expression every time I have a license photo taken. I am destined to look unhappy on plastic:

The positive points:
1. I am now legally Brandice Schnabel, in addition to being legally married. Social security card on its way, bank account changed, new debit card ordered, and now new license acquired.
2. I am an organ donor. Are you? (I hope so.)
3. My hair does not look nearly as horrific as it did on my old license.
4. There were no children at the BMV (in my experience, children I encounter at the BMV are obnoxious and frequently throw plastic picnic tables at each other).
So… now I just have to slowly get all of my bills in my new name (phone calls, I believe… no more fancy paperwork, etc.), and I’ll be good.
I have to say that all the instructions online for changing your name make it sound terrifying, and the three big things (bank, SSN, license) took 48 hours total, and could’ve realistically been done in one full day. Piece of cake, seriously.
Recommendations for anyone who ever has to do this stuff:
- Go to your local Social Security Administration office instead of mailing in application. MUCH faster and they don’t keep your important documents and lose them (birth certificate, etc.). I got a temporary SS card/letter on the spot. All I needed was marriage license and driver’s license.
- All the bank asked for was my old ID (I didn’t have my new one yet) and my marriage certificate. Took five minutes and they ordered a new debit card in that five minutes.
- Smile in your driver’s license photo, even if there are signs saying not to, and once again, all I needed was the marriage license and my old driver’s license. Go during a business day and it’s not too busy.
- Don’t read online guides to changing your name. They’re stupid, and will just scare you. Just go in this order - Social Security card, driver’s license, bank account, everything else. Done.






